I have driven a quarter mile in under 10secs
I have broke the sound barrier, backwards
I can run a mile in under 4 minutes if I wanted to
I've run with scissors
I have eaten raw eggs, cookie dough & potatoes & raw meat left out on a counter(mix with beef & chicken)
I have run on wet, slippery surfaces when the sign has said walk
I've talked and texted on my phone during a movie
I have golfed in a lightening storm
I have gone swimming right after I ate
I have eaten standing up & in in bed
I have pretended to be someone else
I acted like I was crazy walking down the streets of new york
I have brought a knife to a gun fight and I have also brought my guns to town
I have gotten out of a helicopter without ducking
I like Michael Bolton
I have driven in a presidential “arcade”
I don’t think outside the box, I don’t even know what a box is.
I don’t chew gum and walk at the same time.
I never read license agreements before clicking I have
I mostly do not read instructions
I have written the great American novel although it is not published or written on paper
The songs I sing in my head are Grammy worthy
I can moon walk
I've fried eggs on a sidewalk on a hot day
I did not drink plenty of water when it was too hot or I was high up in elevation
I have loved deeply
The door has hit me in the butt on the way out.
I’ve stepped on many cracks and as far as I know, my mom has never had a broken back
I have blinked and missed it but have also not blinked and been amazed
I have been to the highest point in most cities I have visted while sometimes being at my lowest
I believe that if it is broke, it can be fixed, but I also believe just because it’s not broke that it shouldn’t be.
I have out run a packs of wolves, gazelle, & Hussein Bolt
I have sat and talked with presidents dignitaries & important historical figures
I fought the law and I won
I have danced in the rain and all the other elements
I have danced when no one was looking
I know somebody who meet chuck Norris
I have danced with devil in the pale moonlight, and I now regret it.
I have invented some of the greatest things on earth, but not the internet.
I have hung out with Rob Lowe, Laurie Singer, some country singer & Michael Dukais at the same time
I have sung on the stage of the grand ol’ Opry & got a standing ovation
I have traveled by plane, train & Automobile on one road trip
I married my girlfriend
I often forget when to hold em, fold em, when walk away or when to run
I have not walked away or run when I should have
When somebody has said don't go outside or go in the dark basement because they've heard a noise, I have.
I want to live long and prosper.
I won’t back down
I believe 8 tracks will make a comeback.
I am a pro at two truths and a lie
I have slept during church
I have clapped when the signs or announcers has said not to
I've cheated death on more than one occasion
I have taken the road less traveled
I have helped an elderly lady across the street and fix a tire
I have taken the road of destruction
I almost took the highway to hell but go off at the last exit
I have jumped on many beds
I do know what I’m talking about
I have bumped my head and not wet my bed
I cried at a chic-flick
I have stood on the front of a ship and yelled, “I AM king of the world”
I've been in over my head and in too deep
I have tread water for 15 minutes
I played in a band in front of a crowd of thousands
I've played with fire and not got burned
I have been once bitten, twice shy.
I like to pump up the jam
I’ve won some and lost some, but have won more than lost
I counted the cost and it was high
I have climbed the highest mountain
I have scaled these city walls
I have found what I’m looking for
I have touched and I have seen
I was blind but now I see
I was lost and now I’m found
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